Mother Christmas Naughty but Nice all the same!

Where are thou Mother Christmas,
I really wish I knew,
Why Father should get all the praise,
And no one mentions you.
I bet you buy the presents,
And wrap them large and small,
While all the time
The dirty swine pretends
Hes done it all.
So hail to Mother Christmas,
The uncomplaining slave.
And down with Father Christmas,
The good-for-nothing knave.
                                                                  ~Roald Dahl